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This movie was so awesome it made me cum all over my keyboard. Then I threw it out, and some hobo decided to eat it so he got an STD. And he went to the hospital but was raped by a nurse who also got his STD. She was so mad at him she stabbed him and made a pool of blood as big as the Atalantic Ocean + The Pacific Ocean. But then other doctors came and drowned in it, but were rescued by 12 mermaids with red hair who sang songs all day long.
They went to watch Batman Begins, but Edward sat right beside them and they died because thir bodies couldn't withstand being so close to so much stupid. And Edward seeing that got sad and wend and made seventy more websites which his friends joined while fixing blenders. Even though the blenders were still working and his friends died, and failed at the internet. But then Superman came and killed them, or so we hope.
But their idiocity overwhelmed even him and they decided to cut since it seemed cool and they didn't fit in anywhere. The internet is a hsarsh place for people, and whales too. Even though whales get huner more, over the ocean and all that. It's pretty nasty, with lots of death and harpoons sticking in places where nothing should stick.
But yeah, good movie.
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I'm pregnant.
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"That doesn't come close to sucking"
If you had actually finished it it coulda been a great movie. But even what you have is still better than most animations. Though the sound could probably use a little work. Or maybe it's just me.
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When it comes to sound and graphics you've got it near perfect. Some sounds may get repeatative and graphics could use some more frames but it's barely noticable.
The gameplay is the only thing I didn't like so much. The melee attacks are a touch too slow and the game is several touches too hard.
But it's still a great game, one of the best I've seen.
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