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This movie was so awesome it made me cum all over my keyboard. Then I threw it out, and some hobo decided to eat it so he got an STD. And he went to the hospital but was raped by a nurse who also got his STD. She was so mad at him she stabbed him and made a pool of blood as big as the Atalantic Ocean + The Pacific Ocean. But then other doctors came and drowned in it, but were rescued by 12 mermaids with red hair who sang songs all day long.
They went to watch Batman Begins, but Edward sat right beside them and they died because thir bodies couldn't withstand being so close to so much stupid. And Edward seeing that got sad and wend and made seventy more websites which his friends joined while fixing blenders. Even though the blenders were still working and his friends died, and failed at the internet. But then Superman came and killed them, or so we hope.
But their idiocity overwhelmed even him and they decided to cut since it seemed cool and they didn't fit in anywhere. The internet is a hsarsh place for people, and whales too. Even though whales get huner more, over the ocean and all that. It's pretty nasty, with lots of death and harpoons sticking in places where nothing should stick.
But yeah, good movie.
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I'm pregnant.
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"That doesn't come close to sucking"
If you had actually finished it it coulda been a great movie. But even what you have is still better than most animations. Though the sound could probably use a little work. Or maybe it's just me.
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When it comes to sound and graphics you've got it near perfect. Some sounds may get repeatative and graphics could use some more frames but it's barely noticable.
The gameplay is the only thing I didn't like so much. The melee attacks are a touch too slow and the game is several touches too hard.
But it's still a great game, one of the best I've seen.
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Any idiot who reviews this based on flash skills should be thrown in jail.
It's meant to send a message, it does that.
And believe me I love your message.
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Boo fucking poo hoo
You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 2.1275 to 2.1299!
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whoa
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The animations and drawing are one of the best I've ever seen. I'm not a great expert at these things but even I can tell that it takes a lot of time and skill to do what you did.
The sound is awesome, and perfectly times.
Also it's very unique and...just...great. Maybe a little hard to follow at times, but that's the only problem I noticed.
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One of the best movies out there. The humor still has room for improvement, but it's good. I love the sound, and of course the graphics are great. Nice work guys (as always).
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Compared to your average entry this is great. But you guys are some of the bst artists. You can do better than this. Mobth Aye is the only one that I found truly funny. The other Matrix movie was much better. But I guess you can only make so many funny movies without running out of jokes. Even like this, this is stil one of the best movies put there.
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Well it made pretty much no sense. No plot or anything of the sort, and there weren't any normal (real life) creatures. But the graphics are great, I loved all the songs. It's overall quality is amazing. It has a good "battle" scene, and some humor at the end.
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I'd say it was good. I've seen better though. I mean this can't really compare with movies like Fallen Angel graphics wise. My sound is fucked up so I gave it a middle mark. Overall 6 = above average. It might seem low but I'm really strict, I try to stick to my dark aura...a lot.
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